aaah - i figured it out...

... I am dressed like the urban Rosie the Riveter. Mystery solved. STILL NO BISCUIT FOR YOU.

hahaha - lets count the differences ...

I count 1 2 many

so... is it just me...

or can you really say this to someone... LOL...
"You look like a slave who should be making biscuits. Seriously. I'm expecting a biscuit now."

it's just a scarf do-rag. Amy Winehouse doesn't look like shes making or eating ANY biscuits. Can I add some fun to our workplace through hair accesorizing - and can I cover up my unwashed tresses without having a racial identity crisis... CAN I!?

Comments, Milky?!
ok maybe Amy is a bad example to use for anything.

"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

So... let me begin. I think he started off pretty theatrical - which I, of course, don't mind - but I don't know how the viewing public will feel about it. I love that he took the opportunity to show us his range and what he's really capable of - he was also way more daring on this song than the other contestants and totally memorable. I think that will bring him to the next round - the actual competition. I know I will tune in if he's on it!

I think he's such an interesting performer to have on American Idol since he's clearly the best singer - well, I guess that's subjective - but I think we can agree he's got the best, strongest, most capable voice with the biggest range - and yet he's something so different because of his theater background. He's clearly a seasoned performer - confident, calm, commanding, entertaining - I am a fan. But the real question is...
...is America ready for this? ... I am! I could listen to him for days.

Adam Lambert....

So... now that my guy Adam is on this season of American Idol - I propose we now review his every performance - and hopefully track his rise to the top. Are u w/ me milky?

What makes Milky White a true jackass...

and other unanswerable questions...

Why is it easier to pretend to be positive than it is to think positively?

Why do some die hard vegetarians and animal rights activists still wear leather?

Why is it so much easier for people to say "Shipla" than "Shilpa"?

Why are babies and puppies so much easier to love than grown-ass people?

Why do people who make out with strangers at bars not share drinks with me?

I never would have thought ...

So it would seem that S-Dawg needs to lie about being able to make balloon animals??? Why S-Dawg ... why?

Any way - I just made probably the worst tasting coffee but damn is it kicking me in the arse. 14 ounces on House Blend - 4 ounces of steamed milk and a shot of espresso my god is my stomach going to be pissed off later ...

FAIR COMPETITION.

Damnit. That damn funny ass horse face. We may have to rematch this one out on another day. I am exerted!!!! And I don't think I can find funnier right now! I see I have a fair competitor on my hands now. And I think we've rung in our first blog posting quite successfully.

Milky's victory

That's right - I think I just won! I would like to thank the internet for making all these funny photos available for the world. I would also like to thank S-dawgs boisterous laugh that can be heard across the office floor! hahahahaha

Milky's Final entry

ok that was pretty funny - but get ready for the winner!!!

S-Dawg Dizzle's Entry #3)

In all honesty, I did not laugh at that one. In fact, it took me about 45 seconds to get it. This may mean one of two things - either it was not funny at all, or I am kind of stupid. Anyways, I feel I am currently in the lead... paving the way nicely for my final entry...

I located one of your baby pics, Milky...

Milky's Entry #2

hahaha - ok ok that is pretty funny - but how about this (this too is of a white person to further clarify we don't just find the color of the person in the photo to be funny)

Take this in:

S-Dawg Dizzle's Entry #2)

Since we now look like a bunch of racists, I find it prudent for the public (who are not reading this) to know that I am a person of color. There, now I am off the hook and Milky White is alone in his blatant racist attacks on the brown people of America. Milky, here is one of "your people" - milky in all his shiny white glory.

Milky White's entry #1

first off - S-Dawg please change you color as we don't want to blind each other while trying to read a damn post!

And laughter that occurs within the text doesn't count so nice try with your looking up objective. Anyhow here is my first entry:

Funny Picture Face-Off

To ring in our new blog, I challenge you to a funny picture face-off. We have three shots each to post a picture that makes us laugh (it can be one we've both seen before). I'll start. Winner will be determined based on level of laughter that carries over our cubes. We will measure objectively. Milky white, feel free to use dictionary.com to find out what objective means. It's on...


S-Dawg's Entry #1)