and other unanswerable questions...
Why is it easier to pretend to be positive than it is to think positively?
Why do some die hard vegetarians and animal rights activists still wear leather?
Why is it so much easier for people to say "Shipla" than "Shilpa"?
Why are babies and puppies so much easier to love than grown-ass people?
Why do people who make out with strangers at bars not share drinks with me?
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Ah S-Dawg these questions all have answers and they are quite simple. Here we go:
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People who are die hard anything usually have no original thought so its not that they truly believe in what they stand for - just that they want to fit in
Most of us Americans are too arrogant or ignorant to learn how to pronounce foreign names
Babies and puppies have no true fault. Grown people do have fault and most of the time we cant stand other people because we see our own faults through them.
People who make out with strangers at bars don't think logically or ... well lets face it. They just don't think.
OK lastly the question on what makes me a true jackass. Am I really? Did I not make you laugh and the few people standing around us during a boring office floor meeting? Ok I'm a jack ass - but that shit was funny!
whoa Milky... "most of the time we cant stand other people because we see our own faults through them." that's kinda profound. aah - a moment of common ground in our brown snow storm. haha - get it?! brown snow storm!?
ReplyDeleteand i'd like to correct my previous post title... you are a "funny jackass"... haha
oh and one more question...
ReplyDeleteWhy is there an 897 in the upper left corner of our blog?
hmm not sure. maybe that's the blog number ... a serial of sorts?
ReplyDeleteNope - its just the title of the layout were using
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